Wow Ma'am Does Anyone Need To Get Gay Married? The Imitator Does Weddings. Huah-ha-huah *cunty Elvis

*Explodes and dies*

can you make a stamp

submitted by: @chameleon3 (me)

i don’t write fanfics i literally just repost them and sob my eyes out.

headspin

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

tnewties