Oh-possumz

Kevin the Kitten and Satan the Cat 🖤 Artist: 📸@vanessastockard

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Official Timeline

1935: Elvis is born

1943: Elvis meets Vriska Serket (his archnemisis)

1958-1960: Elvis serves in The War (unspecified)

1977: Elvis gets lost in the desert. The Las Vegas government fakes his death to cover up his disappearance

1979: Elvis starts eating beetles and lizards

1989: Elvis eats Paul McCartney

2005: Elvis is trapped in The Orb by the Evil Wizard Saruman

2025: Elvis finds Las Vegas and starts a [tumblr]. He has yet to leave Vegas (no matter how hard he tries)

(All of Elvis's normal life happened intermittently)

I just had a science test and there was a question about blood, specifically universal recievers/donors. tell me why I got it right bc of that one scene from house 😭

i actually think it's criminal that i have not yet seen a single opossum post in this "with mama" trend. they carry their babies on their backs!

let's explore with mama

As Satan I confirm this is a hellsite.

i guess im too broken for love