I Love Saying “of Course” Instead Of “you’re Welcome,” Like Of Course I’m Helping You That’s

This is the next Halloween mask they should give Michael.

Be sure to charge your pupper

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

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An emoji spell to protect you from lies and deceit.

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I just had this dumb idea of them laughing at each other eternally

Michael: Bubba said a bad word this afternoon.

Ghostface: Shit, why?

Freddy: Where the fuck did he learn it?

Am I being called out?

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies

Kidnapper: We have your son

Michael: We don’t have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?

Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.

Connor: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products.

Connor: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Connor: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.