Kidnapper: We Have Your Son
Kidnapper: We have your son
Michael: We don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?
Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.
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Interviewer: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Kamski: hey Gavin! how tall are you?
Gavin: Fuck you!
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Michael can get it
6 years ago
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An emoji spell to protect you from lies and deceit.
Likes charge, reblogs cast.
6 years ago
michael myers: *literally does nothing*
dr loomis:
6 years ago
Doesn't hurt to have a bit more money.. right?
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
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