This is the next Halloween mask they should give Michael.
i'm seeing people losing hope for palestine i'm begging you seriously please don't. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.
David King after getting stabbed by Frank: argh…cor blimey Yer fookin git, yer stabbed me in the back, ye’ ‘avin’ a laugh?? ye utter twat,, dat is well harsh ma’e wot yer doin’??? fookin ‘oodie chav c’mon then I’ll give yer a good hidin’ mate,, Yer knob’ead slap’ead geeza’,.
Frank, a Canadian, in tears: …what did you just say?
Lack of sunlight can make light blonde into dark blonde/brown .u.
I thought it was odd that as a child he had blonde hair and as he got older it became brown?
“I hate androids, but I sure do love getting fucked by one.”
- Gavin Reed
Being a cutie :^)
go here (using @sangled‘s picrew), and create yourself
Thanks for the tag @april-evergreen!!!
Tagging @phantom-moonfire, @never-left-2007-sorry, @fangirling-account, @vivaladragons and @ anyone who wants to do it
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a spell to keep your plants safe
Like to charge reblog to cast
Lucio, who can't touch Asra: I cast the plague on you!!
Asra: *flashes uno reverse card*
Lucio: *g a s p*
Jake: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Meg: No its called highjacking
Feng: Guys its clearly weedwhacking
Claudette: Actually its called disappointing your mother.
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