Me: I Love Playing Horror Videogames

connor u little-

Connor : Oh my god. I still haven’t found my berries. BUT! I found this *licks evidence*

Hank : *groans and facepalmed into oblivion*

RK900 : *software instability^* I will not kill my brother. I will not kill my brother

Gavin : Hello my name is Fransisco. I have good news. I found my b-

Connor : My berries?!

Gavin : No! My beans!

Hank : JESUS FUCK. THATS IT. NO MORE ANCIENT VINES FOR YOU TWO

RK900 : *software instability^^^* *punching holes into the nearest wall* I will not kill my brother and boyfriend. I will not kill my brother and boyfriend

Ghostface: why doesn’t Jason watch TV? like, I know he’s dead or whatever, but I mean he still does sort of normal stuff. Michael: He’s watched TV before. Once I believe. Ghostface: And how did that go? Jason, in the kitchen: WHere iS The FOOKing LAMB S A U C E

“I hate androids, but I sure do love getting fucked by one.”

- Gavin Reed

Be sure to charge your pupper

Brahms has excellent taste in music, Greta.

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Ever seen a hedgehog stretch?

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Interviewer: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Kamski: hey Gavin! how tall are you?

Gavin: Fuck you!