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Hank: *drops a plate*

Hank, an edgy millenial: well that shattered like my hopes, dreams, and will to live

Connor, a poor android: Lieutenant???

in movies:

Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

Multiple houses x

All houses x

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS

Am I being called out?

reblog if you:

like tacos

are pansexual/panromantic

consume media to temporarily escape your life

have a pet

don’t drink enough water

aren’t as nice to yourself as you should be

love penguins

no one will ever know which one applies

#RelationshipGoals

Icons for you and the bae