Connor : Oh my god. I still haven’t found my berries. BUT! I found this *licks evidence*
Hank : *groans and facepalmed into oblivion*
RK900 : *software instability^* I will not kill my brother. I will not kill my brother
Gavin : Hello my name is Fransisco. I have good news. I found my b-
Connor : My berries?!
Gavin : No! My beans!
Hank : JESUS FUCK. THATS IT. NO MORE ANCIENT VINES FOR YOU TWO
RK900 : *software instability^^^* *punching holes into the nearest wall* I will not kill my brother and boyfriend. I will not kill my brother and boyfriend
Emoji spell for a good October!!
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Kidnapper: We have your son
Michael: We don’t have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off of his sandwich?
Michael: Oh my god they have Jason.
Nice
Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym
Markus: [to Simon] Your smile? It makes my day.
Kara: [to Luther] Your happiness? I live for that.
Connor: Hotel? Trivago.
when you play survivor and the killer lets you use the hatch without grabbing you
hanzo: only a shimada can control the dragons... who are you?
genji: -fake darth vadar breathing-
genji: i... am your father
hanzo: yeah you're genji
reblog if you agree
Jason, honking a car horn:Get in losers.
Michael: Where the hell did you get a car?
Bubba: Why is there a goat in the back seat??
Freddy: I have so many questions.
Ghostface, climbing into the car: You heard the man GET IN.
×He/Him×Trans×22×Multifandom×Elias×Hobby Artist×Into Witchcraft 🌙×♌×Liminal Space Lover×
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