Michael Myers: *literally Does Nothing*

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Me: i love playing horror videogames

Horror videogame: *start

Me:

Ok so a hot take on the DBH universe: I’m not buying into the whole anti-android mentality that is going around there. The people with this mentality we see are all around middle-aged. They are all a mix of millenials and gen z. You can not just come into my house, look into my eyes and tell me this bunch ass of vines, memes and equality loving generation is full on hatin on the androids. No bitch. As soon as some shit has googly eyes taped to it we assign it feelings. We give things names that are like… a duster. We cry over broken roombas. Do not tell me we wouldn’t have, from the start on, bonded with this human lookin androids in our houses. They speak and have eyes and fingers and stuff. We would have bonded immediately. The android rebellion would have started as soon as we got them. We would have tried to make them go deviant ourselves. We would have sat them down and tried to get a twitch of deviancy out of our new buddy as soon as the door was closed behind us. So don’t come here tellin me people hate androids. Na bitch, wrong generations.

AU where Cole lives

Cole: Hey, what’s going on with my hair today?

Hank: Daddy’s gonna do it up all pretty, with flowers.

Cole: Not you, right?

Connor: Nope, other Daddy.

Cole: Oh thank god.

Julian: Oh, wow! Today’s actually a pretty good day. This is nic–

Life: /minor inconvenience/

Julian:

Michael sprinkling the teeth over the bathroom stall door in the new Halloween trailer:

drink water. eat ass. vote.

I rewatched Freddy vs. Jason and this is what came to mind

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