Julian: Oh, Wow! Today’s Actually A Pretty Good Day. This Is Nic–

🍄🌷🌹🌲🌾🌻🌾🌲🌹🌷🍄

a spell to keep your plants safe

Like to charge reblog to cast

I was jokingly roleplayING WITH MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK, AND THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR 4 MINUTES.

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

When you miss the skill check for a generator in Dead by Daylight and you already know the killer is heading right for your candy ass

North: Aren’t you gay?

Simon: I like how you imply that I have done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize

This is another cat of positivity. Just seeing him will give you luck and happiness. Reblog to spread it and double the positivity.

Here's a charming look from my kitty

Cats with expressive little faces… reblog if you agree….

I just had this dumb idea of them laughing at each other eternally

im Waking Up,

to Ash and dust

i wipe my

ASS

and i

slAp my nUtS