Michael: When You’ve Been A Murderer As Long As I Have, You Develop Thick Skin.

Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!

Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.

smh

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

Markus, singing: All i want for Christmas is…

Simon: Me?

Markus: …Freedom for androids

Simon:

I feel threatened.

Ominous positivity

I rewatched Freddy vs. Jason and this is what came to mind

Markus: Alright, listen up you little shits!

Markus: Not you, Connor, you’re an angel and I’m happy you’re here.

🍀

Reblog to receive good news today

Max: Leatherface, sit!

Bubba: [sits]

Max: Speak!

Bubba: fUCK!

Max: Good boy!