Markus, Singing: All I Want For Christmas Is…

Here’s another dbh shitpost that nobody asked for ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Michael can get it

Bill: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Dwight: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Connor [to RK900]: We don’t use bad words in this house.

Hank [in the other room]: FUCK!

Brahms: I don’t really have friends.

Bubba: Bold words from someone in hugging distance.

I could need a Loki ;u;

Hey y'all: still totally doing commissions. Ninjago, Marvel, DC, Harry Potter, anything you want!!! Any ship you want!! It’s free too, because I don’t want to take your money XD

And here’s a Loki to prompt you to make me draw things.

Max: Leatherface, sit!

Bubba: [sits]

Max: Speak!

Bubba: fUCK!

Max: Good boy!

Markus: Release all of the sounds that are trapped in your body All the deviants: *high-pitched unholy screeches and aggressive beeping* Markus: … Markus: guess that works, too

Public opinion: #MOOD

Gavin: I poisoned one of our drinks.

Gavin: But i forgot which one.

RK900: The way this dinner is going, i hope it’s mine.