Jason, Honking A Car Horn:Get In Losers.

Reblog if you have a crush on Michael Myers

(I’m just curious to see, how many ppl will reblog this)

Bill: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Dwight: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

I was jokingly roleplayING WITH MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK, AND THIS HAD ME LAUGHING FOR 4 MINUTES.

Reblog for Good Luck!

me @ myself after being chased by the killer for 6 seconds without dying

✧*:･ﾟ✧ imbolc luck emoji spell ✧*:･ﾟ✧

may my dreams bloom with the beggining of springs

💌🌸✨🌷💞🌷✨🌸💌

like to charge

reblog to cast

Reblog attack Luigi to ward of your enemies forever

Nines: Honey, where’s my Cyberlife jacket?

Gavin: Don’t you think about running off to do some android shit

Gavin: We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Nines: The public is in danger!

Gavin: My evening is in danger!

Nines: We are talking about the greater good!

Gavin: ‘’Greater good’’? I’m your husband!

Gavin: I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Connor: Hank you can’t keep drinking like this!

Hank: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FROM ME

Connor: THATS MY O P I N I O N

Sumo: borf?