Canon: Valak Is Just Marilyn Manson In Disguise

Dbh as Starsigns

Aries: Jerry

Taurus: Jerry

Gemini: Jerry

Cancer: Jerry

Leo: Jerry

Virgo: Jerry

Libra: Jerry

Scorpio: Jerry

Sagittarius: Jerry

Capricorn: Jerry

Aquaries: Jerry

Pisces: Jerry

Markus, singing: All i want for Christmas is…

Simon: Me?

Markus: …Freedom for androids

Simon:

Nines: Honey, where’s my Cyberlife jacket?

Gavin: Don’t you think about running off to do some android shit

Gavin: We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Nines: The public is in danger!

Gavin: My evening is in danger!

Nines: We are talking about the greater good!

Gavin: ‘’Greater good’’? I’m your husband!

Gavin: I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil.

(Also particularly good FINDERS).

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Ravenclaw x

Multiple houses x

All houses x

🌸🌼🌞✨⌛️✨🌞🌼🌸

“spring will manifest soon and bring new beginnings with it”

like = charge

reblog = cast

Hank: The cashier at the supermarket told me to have a nice day and I accidentally told him to go fuck himself.  Connor: How… how do you even…? Hank: … Hank: [shrugs, having no regrets whatsoever]

Based off of @dbhthingsandstuff‘s post  (again). 

Brahms: I don’t really have friends.

Bubba: Bold words from someone in hugging distance.

instant shutdown

RK900: I have high standards and expectations

Gavin: *is trying to lick his elbow*

RK900: He meets all of them