Nightst0ne - What's Up, Mammals?

summer love emoji spell

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may your days be filled with traces of your lover’s lips all over your face and honey sweet embraces

like to charge. reblog to cast.

Michael: Hey let’s slow dance.

Jason: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed

Reblog For Good Luck!

Connor: “Beware of dog” they say. Of course I will be aware of the dog. I like dogs. I am aware of all dogs.

Sheriff: Loomis! How did you survive the explosion?!

Loomis: I used Michael's body as a shield. All 6'8 of him.

Markus: If you are about to be stabbed, just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone.

Josh: None of us have as much swagger as you do, so I don’t think that’ll work.

Doesn't hurt to have a bit more money.. right?

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

Yeah Im crabby. You wanna know why Im crabby?

When you drop a pallet on The Legion: