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If you cure hunchbackness you become cat girl!

He's updated every Tuesday for at least 6 years, then, if I recall things right, with possible interruptions for things like the League of Assassins and the spiders incident. If he's anything like folk expect of AO3 authors for some reason, the author's note probably contains more info than the bat report.

Interviewer: so what is your opinion on real-life fanfiction?

Cass: hmm?

Interviewer: fanfiction centering around real people. Such as yourselves.

Tim, grinning: well I mean I've been writing a self-inseet into the Wayne Family fic since I was ten, (it updates on Tuesdays, by the way) so....

Interviewer: blinks

Duke, delighted: whaaattt???

Tim: were you not made aware? I thought everyone knew, and we just weren't talking about it.

Dick: no, no that's definitely just you, Tim. Somehow it does not surprise me, though.

Tim: huh. Well, it's quite popular

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

The ones for things other than Autism are worse - I tried to take a self-fill one for distinguishing dissociative disorders from each other and easily confused disorders, and it just went such that about a third of the way through, I had declared that so many of the questions were clearly related to known issues not included in the test, were just plain not applicable, or, worse, probably but not certainly refered to a particular model of DID, that it defacto invalidated the measure.

Speaking as someone who's a. a technical writer, and b. on the spectrum, I 100% agree that the wording of most autism self-assessment schemas sucks, but fixing that is also a legitimately hard problem. Identifying neurotypes boils down to identifying habitual patterns of behaviour, and one of the frequent hallmarks of autism is having difficulty generalising from anecdotal observations to identify trends. The upshot is that an autism self-assessment that wants to be useful to its target audience is very often going to find itself in the position of trying to explain what a habitual pattern of behaviour is to someone for whom the only discernible patterns are "Every Time Forever Without Exception" and "A Series of Isolated Incidents".

... Is it possible it's simply been a whole year?

literally what the fuck do you mean its still january. how is that remotely possible. its been six months minimum

It's on the linked page, but the text below the cut is different from the linked page.

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

Tumblr just recommended me the "gay penis" tag (which you know, fair) and I just want to clarify my stance on something: all penis is gay.

... Also, Nintendo releases commercial failure consoles pretty often. Doesn't seem to be every other console like my dad claimed, but there's plenty: the Wii U and Pokemon Mini, at least, and more debatable, the Nintendo 3DS, which proves Nintendo will drop prices like most folk seem to be wanting for "it preformed well in the market, but not as well as expected", so...

"you have to buy switch 2 games, don't you think the workers deserve to be paid?" that's not how that works. that's not how any of this works. you dumb motherfucker. they get a salary. they don't get royalties

By the way you say this, have you tried gathering all the nothing in a room and throwing it at something?

NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*