Mrfortnight - Thomas Lasagna

Apparently it's a thing on tiktok where it's odd to like a bunch of post in a row and I get i guess but also like I really really like you and I'm trying to show that please don't block me

Her: you better not be a traumatized schizophrenic man haunted by the horrors wearing a cunty mask by the time I get there

My gay ass:

Reblog and put in the tags how you caught covid

i can't fucking take this any more, i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] [gets out my top hat and cane] give 'em the ole razzle dazzle

There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—

"i dont dislike taylor swift as a person, i just think her music is not that good" well i hate her as well. why the fuck am i biking everywhere and taking trains and walking two hours if she produces two tons of co2 emissions for a 15min flight. fuck her

@number1blueoakfan

a REAL street sign

Happy 21st of September, and happy "John Ward botches an exorcism" day to all those who celebrate

i think it’s really funny that swifties act like taylor swift has like the hardest life and has gone through the greatest struggles known to humankind as if she isn’t a white, cishet, able-bodied billionaire who grew up fortunate and has specifically said before that her mental health has never been bad enough to the point where she needed therapy.

I'm breaking my silence by saying I fucking HATE Harry Potter. The books were never that good racism put to the side (I don't know HOW you could put something like racism to the side tho) and the movies were worse. Every time I go onto a set tag on Tumblr they're EVERYWHERE. PLEASE STOP.