Her: you better not be a traumatized schizophrenic man haunted by the horrors wearing a cunty mask by the time I get there
My gay ass:
reminders for today:
if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.
if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.
if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.
mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.
if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.
if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.
if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.
your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.
did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.
in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.
we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.
The thing is, I can understand if an author has one or two bad works, we're all human, and mistakes are guaranteed no matter what we do.
But god damn Colleen Hoover, did you really have to have to write children dressing up as lung cancer?
[VERY SORRY 4 THE LOW QUALITY THIS IS A SCREENSHOT]
YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?
NO YOU FUCKING CAN’T
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#ANTS!!!
So you've just used the infamous 17 in One shampoo? You and me both.
i feel very Boy™ right now
HEURHURURGNH BACK! BACK!!! BACK!!
guess who’s fucking back. that’s right. your least favorite boy. yep
not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist
all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden
Yes, yes it is. My number one ant in My colony is named Strength the Watcher. He is special needs.
Traditional ant names are based on one ant virtue as the first name and one ant “intimidating quality” as the last name.
For example:
Temperance the Absconder
Proportionality the Relentless
Synchronicity the Amputator
Alacrity the Calculating
Efficiency the Eternal Witness