Her: You Better Not Be A Traumatized Schizophrenic Man Haunted By The Horrors Wearing A Cunty Mask By

Her: you better not be a traumatized schizophrenic man haunted by the horrors wearing a cunty mask by the time I get there

My gay ass:

Her: You Better Not Be A Traumatized Schizophrenic Man Haunted By The Horrors Wearing A Cunty Mask By

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5 months ago

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

1 year ago

The thing is, I can understand if an author has one or two bad works, we're all human, and mistakes are guaranteed no matter what we do.

But god damn Colleen Hoover, did you really have to have to write children dressing up as lung cancer?

The Thing Is, I Can Understand If An Author Has One Or Two Bad Works, We're All Human, And Mistakes Are

[VERY SORRY 4 THE LOW QUALITY THIS IS A SCREENSHOT]


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10 months ago

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN’T

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

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10 months ago

Writing Resources: Characters

Writing Resources Masterlist

Body

A list of body language words

Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers

Body Type and Shape

Resources For Describing Physical Things

The Writer's Guide to Authentic Wounds and Fatalities

Words to describe body type and shape

Words for Skin Tone | How to Describe Skin Color

Writing about physical pain

Writing body language

Characters Types

Heroes to Villain, A Guide

How to write a character smarter than you

How To Write a Compelling Side Character

How to Write a Pirate Character

Writer’s Guide to Mary Sues and How to Murder Them

Writing a Rival

Writing children

Writing pirates: Pirates vs Privateers (part one)

Emotions

A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions

Cheat sheet for writing emotions

Feelings chart

Feelings word list

How to describe emotions

Illustrating Emotion with Eyes/Eye Movements

Reactions to Grief

Show, don’t tell feelings I

Show, don’t tell feelings II

Face

Words to describe facial expressions

Hair

Describing Hair color

How to describe your haircut

Words used to describe the state of people’s hair

Misc

Build a character

Character Design

Character development

Character Development Ideas to Remember

Character mannerisms to consider!

describing appearances without making it too weird

How to describe a voice

On naming Chinese characters

Resources for describing characters

tips for writing bilingual characters

Relationships

How to write enemies to lovers

How to write friendships

5 Tips for Writing Best Friends

Voice

50 words to describe voices


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yay
11 months ago

#ANTS!!!

1 year ago

So you've just used the infamous 17 in One shampoo? You and me both.

i feel very Boy™ right now

6 months ago

HEURHURURGNH BACK! BACK!!! BACK!!

guess who’s fucking back. that’s right. your least favorite boy. yep


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6 months ago

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

11 months ago

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

11 months ago

Yes, yes it is. My number one ant in My colony is named Strength the Watcher. He is special needs.

Traditional ant names

Traditional ant names are based on one ant virtue as the first name and one ant “intimidating quality” as the last name.

For example:

Temperance the Absconder

Proportionality the Relentless

Synchronicity the Amputator

Alacrity the Calculating

Efficiency the Eternal Witness

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