@number1blueoakfan

they yearn for the crystals

My favorite boy, actually

guess who’s fucking back. that’s right. your least favorite boy. yep

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

@number1blueoakfan

i am woke slenderman collect my 8 pronouns

“But it’s a dark romance-!”

Genre doesn’t justify shitty writing. Get the fuck up.

reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

Hello, I'm Hanan I write to you with a heart weighed down by sorrow and embarrassment.😓

The war has destroyed our lives, we are living in a worn-out tent, facing hunger, cold, and illness.💔

My baby Yaseen is suffering from severe infections, and my elderly mother-in-law can no longer walk after a coma caused by anemia.😥

Our health is deteriorating, and the bombings do not stop; we have already lost many of our relatives and loved ones.😢💔

All I ask for is a chance to save my family. We urgently need Blankets and clothes to keep us warm and buy a winter tent to protect us from the rain and cold, in addition to medicines for Yaseen and my mother-in-law, which cost $60 weekly. Please, help us as much as you can. 🙏🥺

Watch my story, Short Video: https://bit.ly/3Uz4vn9

Donation link: https://gofund.me/b905b50e 🕊️

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This campaign is vetted by @gazavetters, and my verified number is (#152)

So sorry for late response!!! I can not donate, but will spread the word !!

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

Ohh yeah that guys awesome

Me: “yeah, so her ex husband got her a toilet for Christmas-“

My dad: “was it a SKIBIDI toilet?????”