A Very Serious Snufkin

don’t invite me unless these are the plans

There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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calm down guys, it's only the 8th

no really, i must go. bye now!

(original under the cut)

Today in Existential Horror Kitchen: What constitutes as a salad?

SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

[spoilers for all of severance season 1. words by northernlion, brain worms by me]

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They beat me to that joke

A horror comedy concept: Two characters, who are complete strangers to each other, who both have their own distinct narrative device, bump into each other and get theirs switched up. One of them has a laugh track, and the other one has a classical greek chorus.

So now they must find each other again, with no idea how, to switch back and be free of this horrid unfamiliar torment they have been subjected to.