There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
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Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Yes, this is real.
Context:
Can we please talk about how our history teacher sent a barbie to the smithsonian as proof of the presence of man two million years ago
no really, i must go. bye now!
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Things are shit right now. Have a picture of my dog Baxter Louis and his goofy expression. My favorite picture of him.
Woke up to him staring at me like this and needed a pic of it.
Anyway. Life sucks, but there are little things in life that will make you smile and make life bearable. Find your little light and keep it safe.