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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.

Have you ever read Simon Armitage's interview with Arctic Monkeys? Has one of the most incredible descriptions of Alex honestly

Yes, this one, right? It's quite something, isn't it? It's iconic, and you're right, it's an incredible description!

He really nailed the ethereal beauty of Humbug era Alex.. And he sounds absolutely obsessed with him as well, completely captured by his beauty. And I don't blame him 😂

".. the slender, almost weightless hand of Alex Turner"

And come on.. this is just.. wow.. Imagine being an established journalist getting paid to write this! It almost reads as fanfiction!

".. there's an ethereal, almost gravity-defying quality about the man himself, twisting in his chair, floating in his thoughts. Turner exhibits a sort of double jointed-ness of both body and mind, as if he might metamorphose into a puff of smoke or ring-tailed lemur should the notion occur to him. A kind of human slinky, he looks like he could turn around inside his Highly Evolved T-shirt without taking it off or even touching the sides, and with his long, wavy hair and big brown horse eyes, it would be churlish to deny that he is a creature of beauty."

And I mean, he's really spot on! He was just staring into those dark eyes, completely caught in those depths and marveled by his gorgeousness and charmed when Alex paid for his beer. Such a flirt, right? Poor Simon!

".. staring at me just long enough for me to see my reflection in the black pits of his pupils. And then he looked away."

It's almost like a romantic tale, isn't it?

I actually really enjoy the article, he's clearly done his homework and the way he is allowed to sneak a peek at some of Alex's notebooks is truly remarkable. They must have trusted him, showing him around their old neighbourhood and their houses. And he fell right in love with Alex on the spot in return. I mean, who wouldn't? 😍 Well worth a read!

You know what I love? Discipline. Do you know what I admire? People who handle their lives properly. Because I know that takes a lot. Did you get that high paying job and didn't buy an expensive car with your first paycheck? That shit is hard. Do you want to have s** but abstain yourself and don't just sleep with anyone? That shit is hard. Did you stay in shape during the holidays? That shit is hard. I love people being disciplined, handling their finances wisely, controlling themselves and discerning what is actually good for them. You can get offended or you can get better. Your choice. 🖤

𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐛 - 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜

pairing - charles leclerc x fem!reader

warnings - plane sex, oral (f receiving), p in v, finger sucking, dirty talk, creampie, fingering, cockwarming

author’s note - these photos of him just do something to me ugh

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