WHAT, LIKE IT'S HARD?

WHAT, LIKE IT'S HARD?

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Have you ever read Simon Armitage's interview with Arctic Monkeys? Has one of the most incredible descriptions of Alex honestly

Yes, this one, right? It's quite something, isn't it? It's iconic, and you're right, it's an incredible description!

He really nailed the ethereal beauty of Humbug era Alex.. And he sounds absolutely obsessed with him as well, completely captured by his beauty. And I don't blame him 😂

".. the slender, almost weightless hand of Alex Turner"

And come on.. this is just.. wow.. Imagine being an established journalist getting paid to write this! It almost reads as fanfiction!

".. there's an ethereal, almost gravity-defying quality about the man himself, twisting in his chair, floating in his thoughts. Turner exhibits a sort of double jointed-ness of both body and mind, as if he might metamorphose into a puff of smoke or ring-tailed lemur should the notion occur to him. A kind of human slinky, he looks like he could turn around inside his Highly Evolved T-shirt without taking it off or even touching the sides, and with his long, wavy hair and big brown horse eyes, it would be churlish to deny that he is a creature of beauty."

And I mean, he's really spot on! He was just staring into those dark eyes, completely caught in those depths and marveled by his gorgeousness and charmed when Alex paid for his beer. Such a flirt, right? Poor Simon!

".. staring at me just long enough for me to see my reflection in the black pits of his pupils. And then he looked away."

It's almost like a romantic tale, isn't it?

I actually really enjoy the article, he's clearly done his homework and the way he is allowed to sneak a peek at some of Alex's notebooks is truly remarkable. They must have trusted him, showing him around their old neighbourhood and their houses. And he fell right in love with Alex on the spot in return. I mean, who wouldn't? 😍 Well worth a read!

now someone tell me why i wrote about his fucking ugly scarf back in april

since some people (AHEM) have decided to torture me tonight, i’ll share some quick stuff from my notes

after the show alex is very in the mood and he asks you to let him do something and you trust him enough to let him do anything he wants to you.

he takes off his scarf that was tied round his neck the whole show and wraps it around your eyes, blindfolding you essentially.

he then takes all your clothes off until you’re only wearing his scarf, and the fact that you could only feel him, his fingertips tracing your skin, not knowing what he would do next, was getting you off so much, feeling wet already.

he flips you so he can grind his clothed erection into your ass and you gasp but he asks you to be good and stay quiet so people won’t hear. he mutters something like “you’re dripping all over my trousers, wanna ruin them, huh?”

he just takes his cock out not bothering to undress himself, needing to be inside you as soon as possible. and he starts fucking you from behind, your tits pressing up against the wall with every thrust but you can’t stop yourself from moaning as his dick slides so deliciously in and out of you, not being able to see anything only adding more to it, making all you’re feeling more intense, and you’re way too loud for his liking.

so he moves the scarf, but doesn’t take it off completely, instead he settles it lower on your face as a gag and orders you to not make any more sounds. he has a hard time himself keeping it down, he settles on biting your shoulder harshly to muffle his grunts, to stop himself from making too much noise.

and instead of letting out a cry, the only thing you can do is drool around the silk, feeling it drip down your chin and sticking to the wall, staining it, as your face presses against it when alex’s hips start rutting into you harder and harder.

he cums all over your back, painting you with his warm release.

he removes the patterned fabric from your mouth, wiping off the drool from your face and then he uses it to wipe his seed from your back aswell, stuffing it into his jacket once he’s done.