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You ever create a fake scenario so good you have to replay that moment over and over again
WHAT, LIKE IT'S HARD?
how i will be going this school year
never had a boyfriend
never had a first kiss
never been asked out
never asked someone out
never had a roaster
never been on a date
chat am i cooked?
me fr
cred: kendollisms on insta
I return to myself. I drown in my solitude, literature, learning, languages, late night studies, and unhealthy amounts of coffee.
I love this genre of alex pics where he looks like he stepped straight out of a renaissance painting
when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.
These pictures are awful quality, but he still looks fit🤭🤍 (the glasses get me every time🧎♀️)
me. me when a poem says something ive felt before
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
being a hater is good and fun and comes free with being a lover but it's also good to practice being an idgafer. sometimes things are just meant to bait you and/or not worth blowing up your whole day over. don't forget that.
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
i hope charles and max just keep being increasingly weird about each other like
i push you in karting -> i push you back
i end up in f1 -> i'm sure you'll end up there too
i steal your first win -> i unfollow you
i have one sided beef with you -> i pull poor attempts for you to like me again for 2 years
i think we may get along now -> i literally won't shut up about you
i win the WDC championship -> i drop everything to make sure i congratulate you first
i say i like the same ice cream flavour as you -> i open my own ice cream shop
and it just keeps getting more and more insane, good for them!
unreal unearth unheard has me unwell, unstable, and undone