Does Anyone Else's Dog Sleep Like This

This is amazing (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤ for me superbat works best if Lois is chill with it like Bruce doesn't have to be her boyfriend but Bruce is most definitely her husband's boyfriend but this is beautiful

*Bruce realizing that Batman for some reason has become the face of alpha males and people are posting homophobic memes with Batman on Twitter*

Bruce: Lois I need to kiss your husband on national television

Clark:*hearing Bruce and dropping what he's holding and looking at Bruce confused as hell*

Lois: *who knows about Batman becoming the alpha male icon for some reason because Kon and Tim have been laughing at the homophobic memes for weeks now* know what makes sense go for it.

Clark: what!

:/

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

Batman, how the f**k did you imply that!?

Bruce coming home from a justice league meeting going up to the bat computer Tim is sitting there Dick is leaning on the chair to look at the screen, Bruce sits down taking his cawl off and just looks up at the bats on the ceiling Dick and Tim notices Bruce's odd behavior.

Dick: uh you okay B ?

Bruce let's out the most exhausted sigh Dick has ever heard from the man. This makes Tim stop typing and look over as well

Bruce:... I might have implied that I was...

Bruce's voice trills off into a whisper.

Dick: what?

Bruce: that as Batman, Bruce Wayne is my sugar daddy...

Tim:...

Dick:...

Bruce sighs again.

Dick: this is why you need to tell them your identity dad

Bruce: unfortunately I can never tell them now because I will die of embarrassment

Dick: B you have to tell them

Bruce: do you want me to die of embarrassment Dick?

Omfg i really wanna jump of a fucking cliff but i cant cuz I gotta turn my cat into satan first

Laby of thorns and suffering

Doctor of War & Sorrow

Fucking bitch ass

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Quotes from my sister

From playing cult of the lamb

Sister: I'm like I'm a cultist wet dream

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*Me explaining the lamb is like the last lamb* 

Am I the chosen one! 

Why couldn't it be one of my brothers! I don't wanna be the last one 

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*Seeing everyone working together*

Yeah we'll finish this up licity split 

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Fuck you your unworthy! I'm not unworthy!! You're just jealous*genuinely just crashing out about leshy saying the goat was unworthy of the red crown*

I'm about to kill this bitch

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A bondfire ritual? Let's do that shit naked!

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*With first dissenter*

Stop spreading lies In my names! 

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*First upgrade to cult seeing it bringing up faith which was really low* 

Ah shit that did wonders- alright bitches I gotta fucking dip *runs to crusade*

Fat birds cant fly

Dragon-shifter damian Wayne au but no one knows he's a dragon-shifter

Ra's al ghoul being the centuries old being he is just collects shit throughout time, one of those things being dragon scales and plot twist he can get DNA from the scales and while Damian was off being a test tube baby Ra thought fuck it and gave the boy dragon DNA and when Damian was five he finally finds out what it did because Damian shifts for the first time into a little baby dragon, cool. But Ra doesn't like it (him being stupid and not taking into account that dragons mature differently than humans) because Damian is small and weak and forbids him from shifting again or he will face punishment, que angst, it's pretty common knowledge that damian is a dragon-shifter in the league.

So when Damian goes to live with his dad no one brings it up Damian because he thought Bruce knows, Talia because idk Talia reasonings, so no one finds out, Jason knows but doesn't say anything because at first he thought Bruce knew but then found out he didn't and decided it would be fun not to say anything to see Bruce's face when he finds out.

Everyone just thinks he's aggressive, no he's not he's trying not to indulge in his instincts, he imprinted on Bruce and now he's dad is a part of his hoard so when he thinks Tim is trying to take Bruce and Robin because he also accidentally imprinted on Robin he attacks to protect his hoard. It's very small and he doesn't wanna lose it even though he shouldn't have imprinted on things.

Que more angst

They found out through some fuck ass shit happening maybe someone revived a dragon or something, dcxdp people maybe Danny recognizes the signs because of his own dealings with dragons. And they like turn to Batman and are like "why are you neglecting him?"

Batman is like " what do you mean my son is fine all his needs are met" and is a little fuck you man.

The dragon is like "all his human needs are met what about his dragons ones are deprived, when was the last time he even shifted."

And Batman is like "what do you mean dragon needs?"

And they just stare at each other confused. Damian is also confused. And is like " I'm a dragon shifter, I thought you were aware of that."

Now everyone is confused except Jason he is laughing at Bruce's confusion. But Jason is also concerned because what do you mean dragon needs can be neglected.