Laby Of Thorns And Suffering

I raise the angst one more.

Damian waking up from a nightmare, not wanting to show weakness he doesn't go to anyone but he can't seem to calm down so he starts singing a lullaby one his mother used to sing to him singing it in Talia's voice to try and trick himself

Mimicking voices

Damian's mimicking voices ability should be explored more in fics where he's being a little shit, or just acting like a kid and pranking his family, like Damian is comfortable with the family now he knows their voices but he also knows how they talk with I think is most important because you can imitate a sound but getting the way a person talks how they slur certain words or have different names for things because of the people that raised them, when he knows that about the family is when he can mess with them.

It'll be a quiet night when he first does it, he was scared to do it honestly because he didn't want to get in trouble with his father but he does he mimics Grayson's voice seeing where everyone should be knowing Grayson is the one alone right now, he tells Brown something so utterly grayson he can't believe it came out of his mouth.

Damian*in Grayson's voice*: betcha fiftie that you can't push RR off a building in tha next 20 minutes.

Damian says it so perfectly In Grayson's 'its time for chaos' voice that Dick is shocked and wondering if he said that.

That's the start, what really sells it is when one of his siblings does dare someone else over coms and Damian responds in their voice telling 'damian' to stop imitating their voice, causing a fight now no one is sure when the dare is or isn't from Damian, Barbra knows because their icons light up when they talk on her computer, Damian has bought her silence, Bruce knows but his baby is giggling listening to the chaos and its joy he doesn't hear from his son often so he lets it continue to hear his baby giggle and he happy like a kid.

Do birds think we're stupid for not flying everywhere, and thats why they shit on our cars

Sun I shouth throwth shade at thee

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Person A: “….Sometimes I forget just how dangerous and terrifying you can be.”

Person B: “That’s the point, darling~”

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Dragon-shifter damian Wayne au but no one knows he's a dragon-shifter

Ra's al ghoul being the centuries old being he is just collects shit throughout time, one of those things being dragon scales and plot twist he can get DNA from the scales and while Damian was off being a test tube baby Ra thought fuck it and gave the boy dragon DNA and when Damian was five he finally finds out what it did because Damian shifts for the first time into a little baby dragon, cool. But Ra doesn't like it (him being stupid and not taking into account that dragons mature differently than humans) because Damian is small and weak and forbids him from shifting again or he will face punishment, que angst, it's pretty common knowledge that damian is a dragon-shifter in the league.

So when Damian goes to live with his dad no one brings it up Damian because he thought Bruce knows, Talia because idk Talia reasonings, so no one finds out, Jason knows but doesn't say anything because at first he thought Bruce knew but then found out he didn't and decided it would be fun not to say anything to see Bruce's face when he finds out.

Everyone just thinks he's aggressive, no he's not he's trying not to indulge in his instincts, he imprinted on Bruce and now he's dad is a part of his hoard so when he thinks Tim is trying to take Bruce and Robin because he also accidentally imprinted on Robin he attacks to protect his hoard. It's very small and he doesn't wanna lose it even though he shouldn't have imprinted on things.

Que more angst

They found out through some fuck ass shit happening maybe someone revived a dragon or something, dcxdp people maybe Danny recognizes the signs because of his own dealings with dragons. And they like turn to Batman and are like "why are you neglecting him?"

Batman is like " what do you mean my son is fine all his needs are met" and is a little fuck you man.

The dragon is like "all his human needs are met what about his dragons ones are deprived, when was the last time he even shifted."

And Batman is like "what do you mean dragon needs?"

And they just stare at each other confused. Damian is also confused. And is like " I'm a dragon shifter, I thought you were aware of that."

Now everyone is confused except Jason he is laughing at Bruce's confusion. But Jason is also concerned because what do you mean dragon needs can be neglected.

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A bit of context for day 15 of my zimtober

Today in “Alma stop spoiling the tiny bug-cat-brat” 

Foolish human, you’ve doomed yourself. He’s not getting down there any time soon.  In this house we stand tiny bug (Alma is a beanpole tho).

Alma is from Mika ( @angisam​ ) 

ALSO! Mika actually did the Zimtober but with oneshots of our story! Little moments in no chronological order, and I’ve been helping her translate it! (the originals are in spanish and mind you, both of us aren’t native english speakers, so expect some typos and funny wording Uu) 

You can find it here (english version) / here (spanish version).

It’s not complete yet, but we put alot of love on this story, so if you’re interested, give it a try! 

*A bit of context of why Zim is wearing what he’s wearing can be found on Day 7 of her challenge. And a bit more of context is in Day 14

+ some sketchs

This is my new excuse to draw cute wholesome stuff, so bear with me.