I Like My Horror To Be UNSETTLING.

i repeatedly find myself looking for books that will genuinely disgust me and i have found one. this is very disappointing

the meaning of life is smiling at babies and eating fruit

it's not homoerotic if you can talk about it the best part of a homoerotic friendship is that you both think that you'll immediately die if you ever talk about it or merely acknowledge it you need to get choked by the tension and survive in the vague fog of not knowing what is happening while being totally self aware of what is happening when you're not

The 141 is receiving a talk on how to protect babies in a hostage situation. Ghost always denies it but the truth is that he likes babies and is good with them.

Soap has a lot of nephews and at this point he treats the children like savages.

Price would treat the babies like he treats the hostages he rescues..with brutality, If they are alive they are fine.

Gaz has a natural talent with babies, he doesn’t really know what he’s doing but it turns out well.

twenty years across the sea

i love it when people ramble while drying their hair, i love when people have hobbies that others don't expect from them, i love when people look at others in the group while laughing, i love seeing people fix each others clothes, i love when i see people trying (and failing) to crack their joints, i love when someone braids the hair of the person sitting in front of them, i love when people see a candle and immediately stop everything to sniff it, i love when people do a little twirl when asked to show off their outfit, i love when people rest their head on the person next to them, i love when people are so excited they start jumping up and down, i love when people look for their name on gas station key charms, i love when people point out that it's 11:11, i love when kids mimic the people they look up to, i love when people do things with their friend that's scared

i love humanity at its core, when it isn't pretending for the sake of being cool

me after watching a dumb little horror movie:

sometimes i see men and i think they're cute then i remember what they are

How it feels being a longtime Taylor fan that remembers when there used to be two years between new music releases.