The Meaning Of Life Is Smiling At Babies And Eating Fruit

The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

we never dated but i offer you the first sip of every one of my drinks so that my lips can touch yours

When he's literally the love of my life but he's also just a man

The 141 is receiving a talk on how to protect babies in a hostage situation. Ghost always denies it but the truth is that he likes babies and is good with them.

Soap has a lot of nephews and at this point he treats the children like savages.

Price would treat the babies like he treats the hostages he rescues..with brutality, If they are alive they are fine.

Gaz has a natural talent with babies, he doesn’t really know what he’s doing but it turns out well.

me after watching a dumb little horror movie:

2020-2022 was so unserious why am i censoring the word please