It's Not Homoerotic If You Can Talk About It The Best Part Of A Homoerotic Friendship Is That You Both

When he's literally the love of my life but he's also just a man

In my humble opinion

y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."

me after watching a dumb little horror movie:

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the meaning of life is smiling at babies and eating fruit

Soldier: *laughing at something on their phone*

Gaz: What's so funny?

Soldier: Sergeant! UH-

Gaz: ... what is it? Show me

Soldier: *reluctantly shows him their phone*

Gaz: *chokes*

Gaz: Oh my- Airdrop that to me I need to send that to Soap

(Later)

Soap: WHAT THE FUCK!??!

Soap, holds up a badge that says "service dog at work: don’t pet me": Who the FUCK put this on me!?

Ghost: I-

Price: I did

Soap: WHAT!?!

Ghost: Oh-

Price: You get distracted easily. Don't get mad. And guess what? It worked because you were productive all day

Soap: *red faced as he makes angry noises*

Ghost: *laughing*