Aries – (Impulsive and Enthusiastic): Lucky Ones: Lyrics: “Let’s get out of this town, baby we’re on fire / Everyone around here seems to be going down, down, down / If you stick with me, I can take you higher, and higher”
Taurus – (Romantic and Materialistic): Fucked My Way Up to the Top: Lyrics “Lay me down / tonight in my diamonds and pearls / Tell me something like I’m your favorite girl / I fucked my way up to the top / This is my show”
Gemini - (Dark and Unsettled) Gods and Monsters: Lyrics “In the land of gods and monsters / I was an angel / Living in the garden of evil / Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed / Shining like a fiery beacon”
Cancer - (Emotional and Dependable) Radio Lyrics: “Now my life is sweet like cinnamon / Like a fucking dream I’m living in / Baby love me cause I’m playing on the radio”
Leo - (Dramatic and Romantic) Old Money Lyrics: “The power of youth is on my mind / Sunsets, small town, I’m out of time / Will you still love me when I shine / From words but not from beauty”
Virgo - (Curious and Practical) Young and Beautiful Lyrics: “Will you still love me / When I’m no longer young and beautiful? / Will you still love me / When I got nothing but my aching soul?”
Libra – (Flirtatious and Cheerful) Lolita Lyrics: “Would you be mine? Would you be my baby tonight? / Could be kissing my fruit punch lips in the bright sunshine / ‘Cause I like you quite a lot, everything you got, don’t you know? / It’s you that I adore, though I make the boys fall like dominoes”
Scorpio – (Passionate and Secretive) Burning Desire Lyrics: “Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby / Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby I drive fast, wind in my hair, push it to the limits ‘cause I just don’t care / You ask me where I’ve been? / I been everywhere / I don’t wanna be no where but here”
Sagittarius – (Free Spirited and Impulsive): High By the Beach Lyrics: “The truth is I never / Bought into your bullshit / When you would pay tribute to me / 'Cause I know that / All I wanted to do was get high by the beach / Get high baby, baby, bye, bye”
Capricorn - (Ambitious and Dignified): Million Dollar Man Lyrics: “One for the money, and two for the show / I love you honey, I’m ready, I’m ready to go / How did you get that way, I don’t know / You’re screwed up and brilliant / Look like a million dollar man”
Aquarius - (Eccentric and Playful): Off to the Races Lyrics: “And I’m off to the races, cases of Bacardi chasers / Chasin’ me all over town 'cause he knows I’m wasted / Facin’ time again on Rikers Island and I won’t get out / Because I’m crazy baby, I need you to come here and save me”
Pisces – (Compassionate and Mystical): Once Upon a Dream Lyrics: “I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream / I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam / And I know it’s true that visions are seldom all they seem / But if I know you, I know what you’ll do / You’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream”
Freddie: *takes a deep breathe*
Freddie: I lov—
Mary: We know
John: you just love Ro
Brian: ger
Mary: Roger
Brian: so much,
John: we know,
Mary: you
Brian: love him
John: we get it,
Mary: WE
John: G E T
Brian: IT
Freddie:
Freddie:
Freddie: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.
Mary:
Brian:
John:
Freddie: Roger loves apple j—
Cerberus: DAD DAD LOOK MOM GAVE US A FLOWER CROWN
Hades: That’s great but you know she’s not your mom right?
Cerberus: YAY OKAY DAD WHATEVER BY THE WAY MOM SAYS HI.
Theo: hey nice hands
Sept: thanks?
Theo: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my
Abel: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN
Persephone: Stop spending money on stupid stuff.
Hades: Okay
[later]
Persephone: What the hell?
[Cerberus walks by in a tuxedo]
Hades: He's getting married.
Those are the prettiest eyes in this universe.
From “Soft Spoken Spells: Poems for Your Inner Witch” by Nichole McElhaney
Since I already did baby Kore/Persephone, I thought it would be nice to add small Cinnamon-Edgelord-Roll too. As I have stated many times, my version of the myths is going to differ very much from the original source, so Hades is only brother to Poseidon and Zeus, and he and his little brother weren’t swallowed alive by Kronos, their father. But they suffered horribly from child abuse, and after a terrible incident they ended up locked in the dungeons and left for dead there together with other children like them (Hera, Demeter, Hestia but also Leto, Hekate etc.). They only happy moments in Hades childhood were those spent with his mother and Poseidon and when he found and befriended a very special dog. ❤
“In only seven days” by John Deacon, 1974
Hades: *mumbling* I like you
Lucifer: What?
Hades: I SAID I LIKE SNIFFING GLUE
Hades: ...Thanatos, did you leave the gaping chasm open again?
Thanatos: No. *He lied.*
Hades: Then why is Cerberus outside?
Thanatos: Come on Hades, he's hardly going to get hit by a car-. Wait... shit.