Hades: ...Thanatos, Did You Leave The Gaping Chasm Open Again?

Y'all remember Roger’s post on IG? The one with the BoRhap soundtrack and IILWMC was featured in it? Yeah…yeah.

Alternative responses to ''I love you''

Abraxas: Who doesn’t

Diao Chan: Thanks

Bahamut: I know

Tyr: *finger guns*

Byakko: A horrible decision, really

Uriel: *laughs nervously*

Chronos: why

Lucifer: I’m sorry

Hades: *laughs hysterically*

Hermes: how drunk is Dionysus? He just left me a voicemail as batman

Persephone: it was probably bad to sleep with someone cause I wanted to pet his dog, right?

Genie: I shall grant you three wishes.

Hades: I wish my dog could talk!

Genie: Done!

Hades, patting Cerberus: Hey, buddy, you've got two wishes!

Theo: hey nice hands

Sept: thanks?

Theo: i bet they'd look better wrapped around my

Abel: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

Hades: Is it wrong for me to wish my dog had arms to get me a beer?

💖💖💖💖True, so true

“Roger, there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” - Freddie, in Bohemian Rhapsody movie.

WELL, I say there’s room for two hysterical queens, and here’s why:

they’re both gorgeous women.

they’re both two drunk toths.

they’re both stylish as fuck and don’t fight me on that.

they’re both the sweetest shits in the universe.

their friendship is so adorable, even tho they argued and almost kicked each other’s ass all the time.

they’re so f u c k i n g handsome.

and they’re both so talented. I mean LOOK AT THEM.

so clap your hands for this two hysterical queens.

(ps: feel free to add some more reasons because we stan)

Freddie: *takes a deep breathe*

Freddie: I lov—

Mary: We know

John: you just love Ro

Brian: ger

Mary: Roger

Brian: so much,

John: we know,

Mary: you

Brian: love him

John: we get it,

Mary: WE

John: G E T

Brian: IT

Freddie:

Freddie:

Freddie: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.

Mary:

Brian:

John:

Freddie: Roger loves apple j—

Roger: Deaky, the big question is, does Brian like you? Cause if he doesn’t like you then this is all a moo point.

John: A moo point?

Roger: You know, like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter, it’s moo.

John: Have I been living with you too long, or did that just make sense?