Partner: WHY On Earth Do You Have 'Check On Johnathan' And 'Listen To Dracula' On Today's To Do List?

Surely this year, my good friend Jonathan Harker is gonna get the hot girl summer he deserves.

No Dracula Daily today. Guess he's dead already.

Is his name Jack or John.

Hey uh @re-dracula what the FUCK was up with the pro-Trump commercial I just heard at the beginning of an episode??! Do you all pick your commercials or are they out of your control?

“Under President Biden costs skyrocketed” um actually shut the fuck ALL the way up right now. Trump is literally adding extra taxes to every item just for fun.

The townsfolk seem terrified of the count... and to the point where they're trying to delay Jonathan, too. Surely the count can't be all that dangerous, right? Jonathan did get a new necklace, though, which is cool.

It’s that time of year where for months I cry over Dracula being a love letter to humanity. There are good people in the word despite the monsters. There is love despite the horrors. There is light despite the dark.

in the end all you have is yourself, your comfort fictional characters and archive of our own

Honestly I think Johnathan would benefit from some deep breathing exercises. Maybe even some stretching or yoga. Throw some meditation in there and he will be fine

Bram Stoker wrote Mina Harker phenomenally then everyone else has been trying to "fix her" and falling flat on their face tripping over their own clown shoes