Only A 125 Year Old Book Can Make Me Check My Email Multiple Times A Day

"Jonathan and Mina Harker ran, sprinted, fucking BODIED that marathon, so that Edward and Bella could flounder in the shallow end"

-My wife, 2025

There are only two mental illnesses according to people on the internet:

Innocent bean syndrome: You can never do wrong and got no agency. You will be infantilized on every occasion and are treated as a quirk.

Bad person syndrome: You are bad and an abuser. Your presence kills people.

Jonathan is like obviously I picked your new house because it was the creepiest, shittiest old place in town and Dracula is like hell yeah brother

Is his name Jack or John.

Forced to say ‘Media is subjective and all interpretations are valid. Creative license is cool :)’ Born to say ‘Anyone who makes adaptations where Jonathan is a bad person so that Mina can fall in love with Dracula should be shot point blank’

Being a fan of dracula is embarrassing for me for some reason. Like "here's my otp it's a deranged lawyer and his train loving wife"

Dracula Daily PSA: Please remember Mina Murray is the most important character in the book. Okay have fun

Just ONE kitten I beg of you. I am on my knees, I beg of you. Just one.

Hi on my knees, I’m Jack Seward.

Oh my god you throw ONE mirror ONE TIME and tumblr is never gonna let you forget about it

its almost may u know. what that mean/s

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