In Dracula There Is A Cowboy And The Female Lead Lives. In Nosferatu There Is No Cowboy And The Female

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

The suitors and their Wikipedia enthusiast

Someone PLEASE warn Jonathan Harker before he departs on the worst interrailing trip of all time in approximately eight days

“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??????? i’ll??????? live???????????? inside you???????????? forever?????????? with satan himself???????????? on my side????????????? and i know?????????????? that now and forever?????????????? they’ll never be able???????? to separate????????????? jekyll????????????? from hyde?????????????????

Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

From now until May 1, 50% of proceeds from sales of the Re: Dracula Audiobook and Re: Carmilla Supercut will be going to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

It’s that time of year where for months I cry over Dracula being a love letter to humanity. There are good people in the word despite the monsters. There is love despite the horrors. There is light despite the dark.

the offseason’s coming to a close, dracula be upon ye

Everyone wish my good friend Jonathan luck, he's studying to pass the bar rn and apparently has a big work trip/promotion thingy coming up 🥺