“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??????? i’ll??????? live???????????? inside you???????????? forever?????????? with satan himself???????????? on my side????????????? and i know?????????????? that now and forever?????????????? they’ll never be able???????? to separate????????????? jekyll????????????? from hyde?????????????????
God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
they should invent a medicine that makes the aching jagged wound in your soul close
Happy Dracula daily day, praying for Jonathan Harker and his queer dreams <3
Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion
they invented a new low just for me
I feel so horrible about being some sort of canon purist whose only loyalty is to the source material but I can't help it guys literally every Dracula character is at their best and most entertaining in the novel and none of the movies have hit the same for me
in catsle dracula. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a shovel in draculas face
I’m very happy to introduce you my new button badges collection ! 🎉 They will be available in my shop very soon !! It was so good to draw everyone safe, happy and reunited ! 🥰☀️