*Gordon Ramsey’s Voice* Delicious.Finally Some Good Fucking Memes

Lol haha

Jem's hair.

xinling-loves-the-script said: As Jem was an unordinary Silent Brother how did he get his hair cut? Did it just not grow?

He cut his own hair. (Enoch did the back for him. Theirs was a forbidden love.)

Tales from Shadow Hunter Academy and then I'd say Ghost os the shadow market.

Guys, what's the best TSC book?

I'll die with City of Glass, but I'm gonna guess the majority are gonna say Clockwork Princess.

I mean, is he wrong?

None:

Litrally none:

Not even Jem or Tessa or Mina:

Kit: life sucks.

my fav kids from that clown movie 

Helen is exiled to Wrangel because it is necessary for the TDA plot. And yes, she is sent because being half-faery because the Clave is racist. We all know that. Cassandra knows that. She has said that the Clave may be the real villain in the series. Are you really complaining about a healthy family? Whoa

Casserole Chicken: I love gay people! Look at Malec and Heline! Also Casserole Chicken: *makes Alec biphobic* *gives Malec one mortal and one immortal child so Magnus and Max will live long past Alec and Rafael (the older brother in case you forgot)* *banishes Heline to Wrangel Island just because Helen in half-fae*

She's a sunshine

Marisol

Why does no one seem to talk about the awesomeness that is Marisol? Marisol is someone who:

-Took up fencing when she was younger, which then worked in her favour when she started training at the Academy.

-She ends up being in the top twenty in her class, despite being “a dreg”.

-She enjoyed teasing Jon with references to all things Mundane, as the pair became closer.

-Jon Cartwight was initially an arrogant Shadowhunter when he is first introduced, and thought that, becasue he was a Shadowhunter, he was above Mundanes. Marisol is a significant factor in getting him to change this view.

-Jon was also introduced as being a bit of a bully, but by the end of the book, is shown to care a lot about Marisol (someone he used bully a bit) and actually got bullied a little bit by Marisol.

-Marisol successfully ascended to be a Shadowhunter - something only the worthy are able to do.

-Marisol and Jon ended up dating, and she was devestated (naturally) when he died.

i’ve been wanting to learn about alexander the great for ages, but unfortunately i hate military history :’( luckily this paper gave me the opportunity to read Alexander’s Tomb by Nicholas J. Saunders, and dear GOD did that man live a bananas life when he wasn’t busy conquering

thank you @diasparagmos for the mamma mia idea, i’ve been crying since you suggested it

Is Peter Smith Kingsley a new comfort character of mine? Probably. Is he also dead like all my other ones? Yes.

Realmente han usado una frase de la cancion de aquiles con banana Fish, me voy a orir

— the sorrow was so large it threatened to tear through my skin. 

Reblog if you have an original story!

I’m not talking about fanfictions or AU’s based off of a video game/comic/TV series, I’m talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.