I Am A(n):

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

Let me guess, some stole your sweetroll?

overnight gingerbread cinnamon rolls

pretends to be shocked

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I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

RFK Jr. claiming that many autistic children will never pay taxes, hold a job, play baseball, write a poem, go out on a date, or use a toilet unassisted while failing to emphasize to his audience that like so many other disorders autism is a spectrum

Like I am so fucking tired of bear meat bob and his fucking rev up to eugenics. There are so many autistic people who will go on to live normal lives. There's so many treatment options to help children live more independent lives-- but the administration that you work for fucking cut their funding.

Y'all wanna talk about how environmental toxins are making our children sicker, yet the administration you work for put lead back on the menu and you went fucking open season on regulatory bodies that helped prevent people from suffering the side effects of cross contamination.

Not to mention the long-term effects of the two measles pandemics this fucking leather skinned mad man is responsible from-- because fun fact, he warmed up in 2019 when Samoa and Tonga suffered measles outbreaks inspired by his bullshit anti vaccine theories.

And he's still one of the top spreaders of COVID-19 vaccine conspiracy theories, resulting in untold deaths from a pandemic that we were finally getting a hold of.

Fuck this fucking guy.

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.