In Case You Aren’t Familiar, Michael Scott Moore And David Rohde Are Both Journalists. Moore Was Held

“Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

great, this is really helping me choose between the two

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

shit man captain marvel really went there they actually made a reference to refugees and the terrorist rhetoric of modern day empires 

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨