I Want A Story About An Italian Vampire.

These reactions are so funny.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

RFK Jr. claiming that many autistic children will never pay taxes, hold a job, play baseball, write a poem, go out on a date, or use a toilet unassisted while failing to emphasize to his audience that like so many other disorders autism is a spectrum

Like I am so fucking tired of bear meat bob and his fucking rev up to eugenics. There are so many autistic people who will go on to live normal lives. There's so many treatment options to help children live more independent lives-- but the administration that you work for fucking cut their funding.

Y'all wanna talk about how environmental toxins are making our children sicker, yet the administration you work for put lead back on the menu and you went fucking open season on regulatory bodies that helped prevent people from suffering the side effects of cross contamination.

Not to mention the long-term effects of the two measles pandemics this fucking leather skinned mad man is responsible from-- because fun fact, he warmed up in 2019 when Samoa and Tonga suffered measles outbreaks inspired by his bullshit anti vaccine theories.

And he's still one of the top spreaders of COVID-19 vaccine conspiracy theories, resulting in untold deaths from a pandemic that we were finally getting a hold of.

Fuck this fucking guy.

i feel fucking insane, this is not actually a ceasefire at all and its still being framed like hamas is obstructing it

If you’re Non-binary, please remember that like 90% of Legendary Pokemon are genderless

Also it doesn’t matter what you present as/look like.

Super masc? Doesn’t matter, still whatever.

Kinda fem and masc? Sure!

SUPER fem? Stillll genderless.

Demiboy? Demigirl? Transgender? Fabulous!

Really just neutral? You’re epic!

Gender changes from day to day? Well, sorry to say it, but you sound kinda like a god to me!

…. or, maybe, maybe, you just wanna eat disrespectful bigots who trespass on your territory?

you can do that too.

Basically, just - if you’re not cis, don’t be scared. You might not be ‘the norm’, but that just means that you’re legendary.

The same people who claim that Sandy Hook was a false flag operation and who don’t understand how phyto-estrogen works doctered a video in an attempt to accuse Jim Acosta of assault. The White House is now sharing that video as fact.