Tim: Bruce, I’m gay
Bruce: oh
Tim: oh?
Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on
Tim: what?
Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??
Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me
Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him
Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman
Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?
Tim: WHAT?!
Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss
Tim: again, WHAT?!
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Staying alive was never Jason's strong suit
My favorite obscure DC trivia lore is that Dick Grayson was a candidate for the Green Lantern corp in a comic issue from way back. Because think of the comedy potential. “Night Lantern” is the only GL Batman likes. Hal Jordan gets shit all the time from Batman, but Night Lantern swoops in cheerfully like “where do you need me” during crisis #515273826 and Batman works with him just fine. Even Bruce himself doesn’t understand it.
And, like, people confuse Dick with Kyle all the time. So sometimes they just go with it and pretend to be each other just to keep the joke running.
Maybe I should draw Jason Todd star sapphire edition
Damian goes to Mt. Ebott to prove himself. He didn't fall, he decided to go there on purpose.
... but everyone is so nice, he can't kill anyone. Monsters are supposed to be... monsters, so why are they so friendly?
I feel like Damian would do a pacifist route, he went there with the intention of killing but Toriel didn't let him, and then he had to fight her...and he just couldn't. I also feel like he stayed with Toriel for at least a couple days.
He fights the monsters untill they're too weak and then forgives them.
Can you guess who the others children were? The flowers keep repeating their words. I think the second one is pretty obvious, I mean 'it gives me magic '? We all know who that is
Bernard and Tim both being little creeps is so important to me. They match each others freak in ways I fear many wouldn’t. They both were obsessed Robin and Batman, they can bond over being weird, but Bernard is a conspiracy theory creep and Tim is a stalker creep and I love them both.
Here are the official English lyrics of the S2 ending theme song of Wind Breaker:
Goodbye, the me of the past
Have I become a little stronger?
The beginning always comes from believing
I know what I must do
Alright
Good luck, the me of the future
Let go of unnecessary pride
If I pour what I can’t lose into my fists
Will I come to understand myself?
Oh oh oh, the heart that never sleeps
Oh oh oh, the time has come
I will rock me
Always, I’m chanting “it’s myself”
But even for myself
Doubts increase and tears dry up
Even if I’m scared, I take my trembling palms
Tightly clench them and become a lion
Can I protect everything?
Goodbye, the me of the past
Let go of unnecessary burdens
With just a small spell of four bars
I can go somewhere far away
Oh oh oh, the flame that hasn’t gone out
Oh oh oh, the time has come
I will rock you
Just tonight, just for tonight
Reach out your hand
Caught in the rain, look up at the rainbow
A heart soaked in the rain will be reborn
Even if we’re apart, even if they laugh
Don’t give up on your dreams
No matter what happens, I’ll follow my own senses
I won’t let anyone stop me
Always, I’m chanting “it’s myself”
But even for myself
Doubts increase and tears dry up
Even if I’m scared, I’ll hold onto my unyielding feelings
Tightly embracing them, becoming a lion
I’ll change something
Oh oh oh, I have to go now
Oh oh oh, without looking back
Oh oh oh, I’m sure it’ll be okay.
“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy
reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE
Dick: wait- does this mean that the og JL is just one big family at this point?
Bruce: ... what?
Dick: I mean- I married Wally, who's now leaglly Barry's and Hal's, which makes them your in-law. Jason married Roy, which makes Oliver your in-law, and the rest of you are dating a Super, I feel like that does make the JL a family business
Bruce: ...
Bruce: nO-
23 - She/Her - Bisexual You can call me Anna Linktree
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