Here Are The Official English Lyrics Of The S2 Ending Theme Song Of Wind Breaker:

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I love that Hiragi has canonical stomach issues that are exacerbated by stress and the two grade captains under his command are the two of the characters most likely to commit homicide. Kaji and Sakura can’t be trusted alone or alone together because they will cause SO MANY issues.

They’re gonna put Hiragi in the hospital at this point. And that’s just gonna cause even more stress because the two of them are gonna start fighting over who caused this. It’s gonna lead to the two of them being kicked out of Hiragi’s hospital room to prevent them from stressing him out, only he’s gonna stress out even more just imagining the chaos the two of them are causing without him keeping an eye on them.

This is Hiragi’s nightmare and it’s endlessly funny to me.

MY POINT STILL STANDS

My friend is currently playing Red Dead 2 and at one point they couldn't find John or his family. I responded accusing John of murdering his family and that the family in Red Dead 1 is simply his second wife and son who he named Jack as well.

The best part is they can't actually argue this because they have like 5 uncles all named John.

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

SO THEY MADE WOOLY MICE USING MAMMOTH GENOMES AND I LOVE THEM

NPR

Hoping to revive mammoths, scientists create 'woolly mice'

Hoping to bring the giant, ancient animal back from extinction, scientists have created a far smaller woolly creature. Woolly mice have some

Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

I love hitting characters with the trans beam but I love it even more when the implications of that are 10 times funnier than their presumed cis identities. EXHIBIT A: Richard “Dick” Grayson.

Dick, filing his legal documents with Bruce: okay you’re gonna scratch that name and write down “Richard”. But everyone will call me Dick

Bruce: …are you sure about that

Dick: did I stutter

Bruce: it’s a… really outdated name chum the kids at school aren’t gonna be nice about it

Dick: I. don’t. Care. Are you gonna write that down or should I go do the paperwork with the WE lawyers tomorrow?

Bruce: okay okay fine… if that’s what makes you happy…

Dick: this is gonna be the funniest thing I have ever done in my life

I'm always obsessed with father daughter relationships in comics does that say anything about my emotionally unavailable father

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