Latest Posts by lilac-harmony314 - Page 2

im gonna make up some entirely unintelligible fake dream smp discourse that i think a more chronically online twitter user could put in a call out post

I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking

YOU hates terfs

Billy Batson - Young Justice #1 by Humberto Ramos (I think, holy crap has he improved)

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submitted by @video320​

@kegareki

YOU!!!!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME.

welp, here’s a viewer-generated sequel to the death-note-in-year-2020 shitpost saga.

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.

Out of Touch

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

so we’ve talked about how it sucks that people disguise hating their attraction to men as being Woke™ and today i saw on twitter a man saying being with a bi woman is the highest compliment because she chose you over women and 🙄 first of all ugh. but then it got worse. a trans guy in the comments said that these kind of posts make him feel bad about being a man and people replied “no haha you don’t get it trans men are good cis men are the ones that suck” and i’m??? what??? how is that better? you’re still hating on men for the simple reason of being men?? i’m just... so annoyed. shut up. i want to delete twitter so bad.

wilbur praising the prison idea :] 

DONT STRAY FROM THE PATH

none of them would hesitate in the slightest

Ayo babe new Niki Nihachu + Jack Manifold designs just dropped

I find it endlessly funny that the guy who’s 6’6, half enderman-half “something,” and hears voices telling him he blew up a house

And the guy who has a son/friend that is literally a walking pig who also hears voices telling him to kill people, another son that fucked a salmon and gave birth to his grandson, who is a walking fox

Saw a totally normal dude who just otherwise didn’t have pupils and went

“Oh my god?? What the fuck??? What the Fuck.”

Because that’s apparently where they draw the line

This is so wholesome

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

This white girl really thought she was saying something smart.

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

i’ve never watched the dream smp, but that ghost man giving the british kid the compass that points to the other british kid made me cry

i’ve never watched the dream smp, but that ghost man giving the british kid the compass that points to the other british kid made me cry

dream smp appreciation post! in no particular order, here are some Good Things about the dream smp:

- they’re all such good actors??? special mention goes to tommy constantly acting with the facecam, fundy insistently sticking to every bit of lore he’s ever dropped, and wilbur just refusing to drop character even when he’s doing technical stuff like fixing his mic, but let’s also talk more about tubbo’s voice acting skills, niki in general, dream’s phrasing and emphasis, quackity’s ability to turn bits into serious lore, technoblade (technoblade), sapnap giving his character visible development and arcs—

- new l’manburg is just. so pretty. 

- ghostbur

- the format! streaming an extended roleplay means that almost every character gets to tell the story through their specific point of view, which combined with the fact that the characters are mostly dialed-up versions of their actors’ personalities, means that everything is delightfully morally gray

- telling a story through slice-of-life style streams averaging 2ish hours each means there’s loads and loads of new content all the time. hiatuses don’t exist.

- whenever someone starts adopting someone else’s bits, like sam constantly going mmmm now and tommy rebranding quackity as big q

- adding on to that, the entire how to sex 2 bit, o7

- the ambiguity of whether or not some things are canon to the lore and when people are being serious, which inevitably leads to wonderful conversations where one person’s in RP mode and the other person’s just vibing

- lore and acting ranging from serious, compelling, and emotional to absolutely off the shits

- how interactive they are with the fanbase— like wilbur posting about alignments on reddit and eret making a habit of watching all the animatics 

- all the parallels/foreshadowing: it was never meant to be/after everything, it was meant to be/it was never meant to be, for example. made cooler by the fact that a good bit is improv building on other people’s character arcs and actions.

- ranboo’s war crimes sign

- surprisingly really good and accurate depictions of abusive relationships / emotional manipulation? there’s a very good post that I can’t find about how schlatt and quackity acted out theirs, and there’s the whole dream & tommy arc… props to these minecraft men for doing their research 

- l’cast is really chill and interesting. plus the name is a pun!

- it interacts with multiple types of media (twitch, youtube, twitter, et cetera) and the audience is implicitly involved in lots of the story beats, and even inspires some of them (like the election or eret adopting fundy)

feel free to add more :)

PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

Burn Amazon to the ground ❤️

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

Jedi of the Republic: Mace Windu #1 (2017) art by Denys Cowan, Roberto Poggi, & Guru-eFX

Jedi of the Republic: Mace Windu #5 (2017) art by Denys Cowan