DONT STRAY FROM THE PATH

Out of Touch

i’ve never watched the dream smp, but that ghost man giving the british kid the compass that points to the other british kid made me cry

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

so we’ve talked about how it sucks that people disguise hating their attraction to men as being Woke™ and today i saw on twitter a man saying being with a bi woman is the highest compliment because she chose you over women and 🙄 first of all ugh. but then it got worse. a trans guy in the comments said that these kind of posts make him feel bad about being a man and people replied “no haha you don’t get it trans men are good cis men are the ones that suck” and i’m??? what??? how is that better? you’re still hating on men for the simple reason of being men?? i’m just... so annoyed. shut up. i want to delete twitter so bad.

ppl be like "i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds" like sneegsnag isnt right there

Burn Amazon to the ground ❤️

Found this far funnier than I should have

Thanks to the quarantine, I now have an absurd amount of time to get around to watching shows that I always meant to watch. And in my case, that means watching the iconic title Death Note more than 10 years late in under 4 days. 

Here you find a compilation of the dumb joke stuff I’ve produced in the past week. These boys think too much.