Likeablelollies - AlicesNightmare

SOMEONE GET OUR GREATEST MINDS ON THIS NOW!! THEY NEED BOOTS!

Edit it has come to my attention that I typed boots instead of boobs. However they could also use a nice pair of boots

they need to invent retractable boobs for nonbinary people (me)

The Dreamlands discord was talking and this happened.

TMA time travel AU but -

Jon comes back as a child and gets adopted by elias (keeping enemies closer) 

they try to stop each other’s plan but end up distracted and forming some weird kind of family (jon gets to grow up with more people around him,, and elias / jonah’s biggest fear becomes losing jon to enemies ASLKDLSJF)

i know it’s a bit delusional but i have read three 100k+ word fanfics on this idea and they are all super angsty and unfinished im fucking dyinggggg i just had to let this out because i am Not Okay More art of this AU here

love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option

man fuck you

Not the hypothetical person in my PHP Programming class being named "Kermit Best"

To all the new followers of the blog.

I hope all you adult content bots are enjoying yourselves here.

Thanks to the one real person who appears to like my random re-blogging and thought dumping