TMA Time Travel AU But -

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.

you know what, shoutout to the neurodivergent people with "scary" symptoms.

the ones who:

-say dark things without realizing

-talk to themselves

-have homicidal thoughts

-get really, really angry

-make others uncomfortable on accident

-don't tolerate bullshit

-can't/won't mask

-have dark interests

-have genuinely hurt others before

-have been in a psych ward before

-obsess over people

-have intrusive thoughts about hurting people

-have sexual intrusive thoughts

-don't really care about others much

-always choose themselves first

-have low/no empathy

-are seen as creepy or scary by others

this goes out to my folks with autism that isn't "uwu cute". personality disorder havers. schizospec people. ocders. odd and ied havers. and anyone and everyone else.

this post does not support intentionally hurting people. but people who have hurt others in the past and have changed or are trying to change/in the process of changing are more than welcome here.

You’d think a survey on tumblr .com would know better

MAG 3: Across the Street

the fact that gerard and bert were just openly fucking like that is so funny. imagine you are ray toro on the taste of chaos tour 2005 trying to make music in the bus but gerard is like oh hold on. my disgusting smelly greasy bff is calling my flip phone he wants to smoke and fuck right now. ask mikey. and then mikey is like oh hold on i have to go meet up with three guys who have been following me around like dogs for a few days ever since i started wearing pheromones. ask frank. and frank is like aw sorry man my goth girlfriend is coming by to walk me around on a leash all day later. better luck next time though <3 peace and love. 

I also deliver pizzas, this exact thing has happened to me

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

Wizards! Stop scrolling!! This is your reminder to:

Feed your homunculus

Recast your wards

Drain all your old potions into the sewer system

Send that cursed demon tooth to the Wizard Council, their problem now

Never blink, not even once, blinking is failure

Deep thoughts with Legosi