To all the new followers of the blog.
I hope all you adult content bots are enjoying yourselves here.
Thanks to the one real person who appears to like my random re-blogging and thought dumping
Fruit of knowledge
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Bonus:
friendship ended with mike crew
now jonathan is my new vast friend
More of this AU here
POST GREAT AWAKENING SCHISM BATTLE ROYALE: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
CATHOLICS:
Transsubstantiation: Catholics can consume the body and blood of Christ to recover health
Organized priesthood: Catholics can upgrade upgrade units power over time
Saint Veneration: Sufficiently upgraded units can call the saints to aid them in combat.
Catholic Beast Mode: Sufficiently damaged units may enter "Catholic Beast Mode" incurring heavy court settlement fees.
PROTESTANTS:
New Bible: Protestant scripture only has 66 books compared to the catholic 73, units are trained 10% faster
Humility: Protestants have no need for opulence, and can form churches in abandoned liquor stores and old office buildings.
All In Grace: Lack of tiered priest class allows all units access to miracles
Revivalism: Protestant units can fork into the Baptist and Evangelical subclasses
Mortal Mary: Does not venerate Mary as a saint. Units take 25% more damage from women due to misogyny, but also deal 25% extra damage to Nuns.
Artist: Alatyss on DeviantArt
Source: https://www.deviantart.com/alatyss/art/Melon-Beastars-928813518
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I hope you have a nice day! :)
this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it
buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell
leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist
put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.
when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!
plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.
if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge
if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.
its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.
DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN
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