I Spy, You Spy, Let's All Play I Spy!!!!!

Damn it hardison!!!!!

Are these Hardison’s shoes?!

Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze-

There's a place I know that's tucked away!

A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY!

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

It makes me glad to see a fellow Christian who really knows what's up. God bless him.

I agree whole heartedly with you @wawakanda-btch

i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it

It's good to know that men and women do wrong, and that there are people out there who take the time to acknowledge it.

shocking

I have been waiting

Nope no Amanda here

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

I need money right now so.....let's do this.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

It never works for me....but I'll try.

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too