Bomb Defusal, No Refusal, Fantasy, Circus Trapeze-

Do you mean the little hand sanitizer things you could carry on your backpack on a weird rubber chain??? Cause if so....mine was cucumber melon. All I know is it's from bath & body works.

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

I need money right now so.....let's do this.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

1,000 FOLLOWERS?!?

YALL IM SCREAMIN IDEK WHAT TO SAY!!! like fuck for real when I started out at the beginning of this year, I never even thought I’d have enough followers to start doing requests. I’ve worked really hard on making this blog something wicked and it means so much to me that my efforts haven’t gone to waste.  Even if we’ve never spoken, every single one of you has helped me push forward and continue to better myself as a writer and a person and I’ve made so many friends that I seriously can’t thank you all enough!! So, as a thank you for all 1,000 of you joining the party, I decided to do a giveaway!!

Three of my followers will be selected randomly and the prizes will be as follows:

1st Place Winner: 2,000+ Word Scenario + A Match Up + 3 Edits (Phone Wallpaper, Icon, and a Header)

2nd Place Winner: A Match Up + Matching Icons & Phone Wallpaper

3rd Place Winner: Winner’s choice of a Match Up OR an Icon & Phone Wallpaper

If you want an idea for what you might be getting, here is an example of a scenario, here are examples for a header/icon/wallpaper, and here is an example of a match up!

RULES

You must be following me to enter! 

To enter, just reblog or like this post! One reblog = one entry and one like = one entry! (Only one reblog/like per person please, reblogging/liking it multiple times won’t get you more entries!) 

If you win the scenario: Please be able to tell me the gender pronouns used, what character you want it to be with, and a prompt (basically just like a request you’d put in for headcanons)! An example would be:

“For the scenario, I would like Kirishima with a Fem! Reader going on a zoo date with her.”

If you win a match up, here would be an example of the information you could send in:

I’m a 5′1″ female with a caramel/mocha skin tone and dyed red curly hair! I’d say I have a curvy figure, however I wouldn’t say I’m overweight or thin. I have a ENFP personality type and I like to think I’m pretty funny and outgoing. My hobbies include baking, which is also my major, reading comics, doing anything crafty, hanging out outside when the weather is nice, watching movies, and I’m also a huuge dog person. I get distracted very easily, I suck at remembering things, and ‘Dork’ is practically my middle name by now. While I do get antsy if I stay home for too long, I also enjoy spending time just chilling by myself and I looove to nap. I’m also a bit of a hopeless romantic, but I’d never really show it unless I was in a relationship.

If you win an edit:

Please tell me what character you would like featured and what colors/theme you would like! (ex: blue and pink with polka dots, red and black with no pattern, etc.)

For the matchups and scenarios, the same rules apply in regards to what I won’t write for so if you need to, please check them out again before sending your information here!

This event will be going on for ONE WEEK from  to , so be sure to reblog/like this by then! Once the event is over, I will make a post and I will tag all of the winners so you can personally message me the information needed to get your reward made! If I don’t get responses within 3 days of that time, I will personally message you, and if I don’t get a response a day after that, another winner will be chosen!

Thank you so much again guys and I hope you have fun with this!

I hope I can be a librarian someday.

😂😂😂

I'm two scoop

I’m waffle

🐘🐘🐘

This is a sad truth for men. My stepmother was very abusive towards my father, and while he did fight back (with words), it was still hard. And she played the victim and made him out to be the bad guy. I watched this happen for a year. And while things are better now and they got the help they needed, it was still a horrible thing to witness.

Men have emotions to, they have feelings and can be sensitive. I feel horrible knowing that some men are getting abused in a relationship, and if they reach out all they get is laughed at, or told that they are the abuser.

I'm not saying I will, but if I am ever in a relationship and I abuse my boyfriend or husband. Then I pray that someone will stop me and help him. Because I may be a woman, but abuse is abuse; no matter the gender. Because if someone doesn't help, then it could get worse. Because people can die if they stay in an abusive relationship, even men.

Imagine This

Imagine that your partner has been hitting you. Yelling at you. You’ve been married for a few years, you’re both in your 30s, you have a little daughter, and everything you do seems to be wrong. You’ve been made fun of, mocked and belittled by your partner. 

But you need them, because you can’t take another failed relationship. You can’t be alone again, and they’ve got you convinced that all the beatings and scratches and scrapes are your fault.

You tell your friends and they laugh. No matter how many bruises or cuts you show them, it’s still your fault, so you hide them. You feel trapped, but you don’t feel like you can escape. You’re convinced that you’re just locking yourself in.

And you see online one day an article. Someone else went through what you have. They got the cuts, the bruises, the scratches. You see that here is hope and freedom from these beatings. The physical and emotional pain can go away, there is someone there to help!

So you write down a list of 10 abuse victim hotlines, for people being abused. And you call them one by one.

If you were a man:

6 of those hotlines would refuse to help because of your gender.

3 of those hotlines would refer you to or give you a number to a hotline dealing with people that abuse and are looking to stop.

1 of those hotlines would help.

Out of those 10, 2 of those would also laugh at you or say you deserved it.

If you were a woman:

10 of those hotlines would help.

Abuse is very scary, but what seems scarier to you; being abused, reaching out and getting the help you need, or being abused, reaching out and getting laughed and turned away over 60% of the time because of who you are?

Only 8% of men who call abuse hotlines find them ‘very helpful’ and get the assistance they need.

Women can abuse. Men can be abused. Men need equality and help too.

Nope no Amanda here

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

It never works for me....but I'll try.

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too

A Continuation of "Accident".

So... This is meant to be a Continuation of a fix made by @sallyxretro-nyc-archived. And me and @jentheone12. Really wanted to see it be brought to completion. So I was ultimately volunteered to do so. So let's begin.

Sal runs to the side of the bed where Joe is laying in the hospital bed. His face has multiple cuts and bruises, and his left arm and leg were in casts. But he was awake and alive. Sal rushed to his side. "Baby what happened to you, are you ok?"

Joe smiled and wiped the tears from Sal's face. "I'm fine Sal, just got into a little car accident, no big deal, just some guy who didn't know what a turn signal or speed limit was." But it was, while Joe would not need major surgery. He would need it for his left leg because it was broken in multiple places, including his femur.

Sal smiled and gently grabbed Joe's face and kissed him. He held his hand and laughed as they told funny jokes together. They waited until it was time for Joe to go into surgery. They placed metal pins in his leg to set some of the bones back in place and repair them.

Sal waited until they brought him back, Murr and Q had stopped by and left balloons, a stuffed animal, and some snacks. Joe was in the hospital for a few days until he recovered.

When he was able to leave, he had to be in a wheelchair for a few months so the bones could heal, the doctor had told him he would have a slight limp but nothing major.

Sal helped Joe inside and got him into bed. They cuddled together and watched movies while they ate pizza. Sal looked to Joe and kissed him before cuddling into Joe's chest. Joe smiled and wrapped his arms around Sal as they went to sleep. Joe found it funny how a car accident brought him and Sal closer together.

After 8 months Joe's leg was healed and he could walk around and you could barely tell he limped when he walked. After shooting for impractical jokers, Sal and Joe headed out to a fancy dinner for a date. They ate their food and told jokes that had them laughing out loud. Afterwards Joe got serious and grabbed Sal's hand. "Sal we've been together for a few years now and there is something I need to tell you. I was driving that day because I went to a store to get you this". He pulled a small velvet box out of his hand and held it up to Sal, who was covering his mouth with tears in his eyes. Joe smiled and opened it to reveal an engagement ring. Joe smiled and held Sal's hand "Sal Vulcano, will you marry me?" Sal nodded and Joe put the ring on his finger. They kissed and the whole restaurant erupted with applause. They went home as happy as could be. Funny how an accident can bring two people even closer together than before.

The end