Things You Need To Have To Be Successful In F1:

The perk of having more than one favorite driver is that the probability of podium increases and suicidal tendency decreases

Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god

if yall start hating on laura mueller when this fuckass movie comes out, i am legally obligated to throw hands not joking

williams have decided to utilise the power of friendship and give mercedes the worst weekend of their lives for shits and giggles

lowkey bringing this one back

Don’t get me wrong, I hate Zak Brown. But I hate Christian Horner more, and at the end of the day; the enemy of my enemy is a man I am willing to tolerate.

Love that this is the first thing I thought of.

Oh Anthony Hamilton, not only did you comfort a rookie when he needed it, showing that even in a world where fighting is a primary way of survival, you can be kind. You also showed that you are one of the very few men that can pull off a turtle neck beautifully.

I often think about the time when I was like 12 years old on scratch the coding website. I was in a Hamilton (the musical) comment section and I was talking about how I shipped Alexander Hamilton and John Lawrence together (because I was 12.) and this other kid responded and was clearly shipping the actual actors together instead. And at the time I responded with “ewwwww why would you ship the actors?” I look back on that now with disappointment. I was not living up to my true rpf shipping potential. I was not matching this other 12 year olds freak. I think back and wonder how life could have been different if I instead responded with compassion and understanding. We could have been friends, if only I understood that engaging in modern day rpf instead of those old founding farts is far more fun. I understand now that we were not so different her and I. Anyway, all this to say I’m thrilled that the og cast is reuniting.

“Williams domination could bore fans” maybe you, I’m just build different