The Perk Of Having More Than One Favorite Driver Is That The Probability Of Podium Increases And Suicidal

sports fans will say things like i cant wait to watch a press conference

I am a supporter of screwing everyone over in a really mean and petty way if it means George and Alex have makeup sex afterwards.

I was surprised that nobody currently in f1 was gay. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not surprised that an international sport that is actively censoring activism has no gay people in it. I’m just really fucking surprised that some of these men are straight.

ATTENTION F1 ENTHUSIASTS!!!!

I made a compilation of all the streaming sites I could find so far, so you don't have to fuck around in order to find a decent site to stream the races on during weekends. Most of these sites also offer the option to stream other sports, as well as F1 academy and other feeder series, so suit yourself! Preferably use Firefox or Brave browser to stream incase these don't work on Edge or Chrome.

Here's the spreadsheet--

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FUCK CAPITALISTS PT.II

For anyone who has never seen the video behind the Portugal throat infection, here it is:

At this point I think the Williams pre race discussion was like “this race will be shit and chances of getting big points will be low, what can we do to make it entertaining for ourselves?” “Well both Mercedes are behind us we can fuck with them” “okay let’s do that”

Lance Stroll? Did you mean Fernando Alonso’s controversially young hot wife?

Gonna be so real, I don’t even dislike anyone on the grid. The more drivers you like the more gay fanfiction you can consume.

Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god

Being a guy in the f1 space is so funny because I’ll be liking shit like ‘for the f1 girlies!!’ And I’m good with it. Despite the fact I am a man, I am, at heart, an f1 girlie.